aTotalWaste.com - Protecting you from the man everyday!
How to win contests | Search | Get paid for opinions | Get a job | Odd things | Money | Be a webmaster | Online dating | Travel
HOME > Shockwave Games from Kewlbox

Shockwave Games from Kewlbox

Adventure Elf - Frank and all his other penguin pals have raided Santa's sleigh. (These penguins are pretty dumb and mistook the shiny, colorfully wrapped toys for big cans of tuna.) Itís up to Oliver the Elf, to find those gifts and return them back to the Kringle Toy Factory so Santa can make his deliveries.

Beat the 3PM Slump - Itís 2:59 and the 3PM Slump is about to descend upon the office to drain you of all energy, focus and motivation. Worse yet, your boss has scheduled your performance review for 3:15 PM. At long last, here's your chance to Beat the 3PM SlumpTM, head-on, and sail through the rest of your afternoon.

Blackjack Elf - Welcome to the North Poleís coolest spot for casino action Ė Oliverís Palace, home of Blackjack Elf. Face off against Oliver the Elf, one tough card dealer who doesn't like to lose. This elf may want you to believe the odds stacked against you, but you have some trix, or cards up your sleeve!

Burning Rubber - Let's see how fast you can keep up with these IRL drivers. This Swappers puzzle game features some awesome images from the IRL Racing Team, Treadway-Hubbard. The Treadway group are an Indy 500 winning team and are one of the best IRL teams on the circuit right now.

Carnival Jackpot - Breakout your beads and step up to see how lucky you are! Carnival Jackpot brings you the thrill of a casino without having to leave your desk. We've added some unique new tricks and a wild carnival theme to our most popular game for 24 hour, all year long, bell ringing excitement.

Charlie's Angels Codebreaker - Your mission is to prove that you have what it takes to get past the ultimate security system. You are faced with a walls of code blocks, which you must break through. Clear them all and you are one step closer to gaining full access to the main computer system and the secrets the hold.

Chef Toss - The steaks are thawed, the coals are hot and your guests are hungry! Itís grilliní time! Wow everyone with your amazing grill flipping techniques. After all, you do have a black belt in barbecuing. Help Big Bruce, King of the Grill, toss whatís cooking up in the air and into his guest's mouths with pinpoint accuracy.

Cookie Crumbler - If you love cookies, here is another great puzzler - Cookie Crumbler is 100% CALORIE and FAT FREE. But we can't guarantee that your mouth won't be watering and your stomach won't be growling after playing this new Swappers game.

Da' Numba - Welcome to the world of Daí Numba where a quick eye and a sharp mind will get you very far! You donít need a CPA to score big with this game, just add, subtract and react to the falling tiles. Sure gives a new meaning to number crunchin!

Dallas Burn Soccer Swapper - Kewlbox presents a new Swapper game. See how fast you can keep up with these soccer pros. This Swappers puzzle game features some awesome images from the MLS team, Dallas Burn.

Flip It Cake Frenzy - The Mrs. Smith's FlipIt Cake factory has gone out of control and only you can help. All sorts of flavors are falling at an alarming rate. Stop the machine before things get really out of hand!

Fowl Words - A new barnyard game between you and seven hens. Each hen bears a letter that you must use to spell as many words as you can before time runs out. Watch the hens drop eggs and then catch their expressions when you shoot the eggs back. A fun game for the whole family!

Foul Words 2 - Welcome to the Chicken Ranch where every hen is busy laying lettered eggs. You must spell the word that the eggs form before they fall off the conveyor belt. The bonus rounds are egg-citing! Unscramble the letters to find the words before time runs out!

Frendz - Frendz are loveable little aliens who enjoy the company of others. In this fun game of strategy, you control the Blue Frendz while the computer controls the Red Frendz. Each team tries to conquer the playing field. Make a good move and your team cheers, make a bad move, and watch your opponent do his own victory dance.

Furious George - It was the Summer of 2001, high gas prices, our troubles with China and our good 'ol President was getting settled into his new digs. Help GW dodge a bouncing Bill Clinton, a pissed Al Gore and a horde of reporters as you try and scarf down a bowl of chili and a dancing taco!

Harvey Wallbanger - You're Harvey Wallbanger, the hottest dude to hit the disco scene. Show everyone what you have as you move across the dance floor, moviní and grooving your way into the Private Back Room. This game features awesome 3D graphics, over 100 dance clubs and enough trix to make Michael Jackson moonwalk!

Holiday Endurance - Your nutty relatives have shown up on your doorsteps. Sure itís a time for giving, but they are so demanding. Give 'em what they want, when they want it and get 'em out of the house before Motherís holiday dinner hits the table.

KT's Imposi-Bubble Adventures 2 - While K.T. was trying on the latest clothes in a dressing room at the Happyville Mall, Simon snuck in and released a stink bomb that knocks her out. K.T. wakes up to find that itís late at night and the mall is closed. Itís up to you to help K.T. get out of the mall without setting off the alarms.

Letter Rip - Put your brain into overdrive and Letter Rip! Create as many words as you can before time runs out. Beat the clock and advance to an entirely different puzzle. Power Players can choose between Timed and Untimed games and play over 100 puzzle levels.

Missing Link 2004 - Kerryís team thinks they have found the Missing Link. One likes pinto beans and bar-b-q, the other digs bananas and flinging poo! Yet, they both seem to share some startling similarities. Is their theory right or is this just more hype from the very far left?

Pass or Perish - Down! Set! Hut! Ready for some football? You are the quarterback of the Fighting Sparrows. You must move your team down field by completing as many passes as you can. Watch out for the defense, who is out to squash your drive to the end zone!

Santa Balls 2 - Santa Balls is an old elf tradition in the North Pole. But like most things, they evolve or get supersized! In SB2, we've taken ball busting action to a whole new level. Bigger game board, bouncier balls and Oliver the Elf is bolder than ever!

Sketchy Snow Sledding! - Experience the wonder, thrills, breathtaking mountain beauty, and snow. Sketchy! is your ticket to extreme sledding, extreme wax tracks, and a hot dog stand that will bust your kid bro's bib suit. Choose to visit the Scandinavian Split or the gnarly backcountry Bad Bat Pass. Join us for a go at 20 different runs.

Snow Traxx - Help Chilly make his way out of the park to meet his friend Lisabella. You must be careful, the ground is covered with snow and you donít want to slip and fall. The better you do, the more challenging the game gets. Sure gives a new meaning to a nice walk in the park!

Spank the Frank - Itís that time of the year, all the toys have been made, Santaís sleigh is loaded up, and the elves have a kitchen pass to go out and Spank the Frank! Oliver the Elf, foreman at the Kringle Toy Factory #7, is up to no good again. You must safely spank one of his penguin pals into the floating baskets for points. Miss the basket and youíll be singing ďanother Frank bites the dust.Ē

Star Wars Villains - You love to hate them - the villains of Star Wars. This Swappers puzzle game features fathers and cloned sons, masters and apprentices and the most evil of them all, Darth Vader. This game is a tribute to the 25th anniversary of one of the greatest stories ever told.

Super Sleuth - Calling all detectives - A crime has been committed and you are the Super Sleuth in this exciting game of wits. Carefully examine the usual suspects, and then take your detective skills to the Crime Scene to collect evidence. Match up the clues up with the criminal and figure out who to bring to justice!

TI-Collide - Welcome to the world of TI-Collide, where you will find yourself frantically trying to keep the growing walls from colliding! Let a cube enter the TI-Zone, and watch it become demagnetized and shoot back and forth across the game field. How many rounds can you complete before you lose control and collide?

Topsy Turvy - A game of quick thinking where players must clear the game board full of colorful game pieces before time runs out. This game has a real twist. The game board rotates, causing the game pieces to tumble around, creating an entirely new game environment every time!

Trouble Bubbles - A fun game with freakishly, colorful bubbles that come floating down the tub. Your job is to arrange 'em, drop 'em, and pop 'em for points as you listen to some groovtastic mad beats ripped up by our very own, in-house DJ Arthur. Word up! It's very pornolicious.

TV Nuts - The Humbolts are small in size but big in their love of television. Every time they watch their favorite channels, they find themselves in a game where they must catch prizes falling from the sky. Be a big friend and help this little family grab the goods! Even the family dog gets to join in the fun.

Viva Los Straitjackets - Hidden within an ancient mountain temple, the kingís jewels have mysteriously come to life! Armed with their mystical masks and killer guitar licks to protect them, Los Straitjackets must save the day by stopping the possessed jewels from multiplying like mad! Hurry! The jewels sense your fear if you're not careful.

Wacko Jacko's Voodoo Curse - According to the April issue of Vanity Fair, Michael Jackson paid an African "witch doctor" $150,000 to place a curse on 25 of his enemies--including David Geffen and Steven Spielberg. Weíve created a fun parody of these reports in the new game - Voodoo Curse.

White House Joust - President George W. Bush wants another 4 years and Senator John Kerry and his crew are pushing for ďAnything But BushĒ. So pick your candidate and letís see who will win the White House Joust! Unlike the Washington Lobbyist, who control their political figures with money, you control these candidates with your keyboard.


aTotalWaste.com 2005. All Rights Reserved.