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Several sites are included here which didn't fit anywhere else.
I thought they were unique enough to mention on A Total Waste.
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Amazing BlenderPhone Ever wanted to talk on the phone and have your drink handy? Then this gadget is for you... The blender spinning is the ringer...
Art de toilette Ever wanted to sit on something more distinct than the plain white seat? Looking for that gift for the person who has everything. Check out this site for art on a toilet seat. They now offer bathroom scale art as well!
Barf bag collection A site from a UC Berkeley professor that collects barf bags. Scanned images of a few are available...
Brain-Mart Brain-Mart is your source for brain-related products including brain models, anatomical charts, books, anatomical reference software, and brain novelties. On-line secure catalog; 24 hour shipping.
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics It is a little known fact, that Britney Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics. Not content with just singing, in these pages, she will guide you in the fundamentals of the vital laser components that have made it possible to hear her super music in a digital format.
Climb Kilimanjaro Ever have the urge to climb the largest mountain in Africa and one of the largest free-standing mountains in the world? Check this site out for a lot of good information.
Countdown Creations Space t-shirts, apparel, & gifts. Want to own a piece of space history? Visit Countdown Creations to purcahse items that have actually flown in space!
Cows with Guns... Yes, you heard it right, cows with guns. Opening with "Four legs good, Two legs bad." (George Orwell, Animal Farm). Actually the site of a musician with some pretty funny songs (including "Cows with Guns").
Cthulhu for President This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
Darwin Awards The Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways.
Ed Needs a Hummer A Hummer is a wonderful thing to own and cherish. That is why Ed is trying everything he can think of to get one.
Evils of tea (and virtues of beer) If you have ever wondered about which is better: tea or beer, this piece should put your mind at rest.
GasBgon.com You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence.
Grim Rides Grim Rides is a group of funeral car fans based in the San Francisco Bay Area and the Central Valley of CA. They get together once in a blue moon to hang out and talk hearses.
Halfbakery.com The Halfbakery is a communal database of original, fictitious inventions, edited by its users. It was created by people who like to speculate, both as a form of satire and as a form of creative expression.
IHateClowns.com The "official" site for people who are afraid of, or just plain hate, clowns! Site Description: There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don't like these people. I am not clownophobic (or to be politically /scientifically correct, coulrophobic). I do not fear clowns. Really. I don't. They are just not nice people. They scare little kids, they cause neurosis in some adults, they have big floppy feet, they try to fit too many of their kind in a car, I could go on and on.
Illustrated Guide to Breaking your Computer When you work in a job where you are constantly using computers for long enough, you develop a certain anxious feeling which can pretty much only be cured by beating the hell out of an old computer or two. However, since this can be extremely frustrating and nerve-wracking if done incorrectly, they are providing for fellow techies and interested persons an illustrated step-by-step guide for satisfying computer destruction.
Immortality Device Reviewed I thought of putting a link to this crazy immortality device (which is a bunch of magnets), but this critical and amusing review is much funnier...
Insect Recipes Yummy recipes you can make at home courtesy of the Iowa State University Department of Entomology. Disclaimer: The Department of Entomology at Iowa State University is not responsible for gastric distress, allergic reactions, feelings of repulsion, or other problems resulting from the ingestion of foods represented on these pages.
Military Vehicle Technology Foundation The Military Vehicle Technology Foundation oversees one of the largest and most significant collections of historical military vehicles in the world. Their goal is to acquire, restore, and interpret the historical significance of 20th and 21st century military vehicles.
Pez Museum When visiting the San Francisco Bay Area, visit the Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia. They are located just ten minutes south from the San Francisco International Airport. Admission is free...

Primate Programming Inc.

The evolution of Java and .NET Training, Primate Programming Inc. is dedicated to the advancement and gainful employment of non-human great apes within the United States information technology sector. They are the pioneer in Primate Programming (PP) worldwide.
Red Bull Flugtag Making its US debut in San Francisco in October 2002, Flugtag (which means "flying day") offers an opportunity for participants and spectators to join in the fun while watching fearless amateur pilots attempt to fly human-powered machines!
Strange Facts.com A site dedicated to strange and unknown facts. You could easily waste a couple of hours here...
The Lighter Side Co. The Lighter Side Co. is a division of The Johnson Smith Company, one of America's oldest catalogs companies. In 1905, their founder, Alfred Johnson Smith, started selling his novelties and practical jokes in Australia. The company was officially founded in the U.S.A. in 1914, when Mr. Smith shipped his first package from Chicago.
The Society To Prevent My Employment Mission of this site: I don't want to work, but I like nice things. My mission is to get you to send me non-tax deductible donations. I don't want to have to resort to other money making schemes that are considered "less than regal". I am a Princess after all.
The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. project T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situations. T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. is a series of experiments conducted during finals week, 1995, at Rice University. The tests were designed to determine the properties of that incredible food, the Twinkie. Tests conducted include: rapid oxidation test, solubility test, maximum density test, resistivity test, gravitational response test, radiation test, and turing test.
theLabRat.com Cow and snow leopard lab coats, news, message boards, and an odd sense of humor (as seen in the lemur comments in the company survey or the lab coats). They also offer free yourname@thelabrat.com email! Which is a must for anyone in the healthcare industry! Biotech jobs, pharmaceutical jobs, and healthcare jobs!
Things You Never Knew Existed Odd Things You Never Knew Existed is a division of The Johnson Smith Company, one of America's oldest catalogs companies. In 1905, their founder, Alfred Johnson Smith, started selling his novelties and practical jokes in Australia. The company was officially founded in the U.S.A. in 1914, when Mr. Smith shipped his first package from Chicago.
Urban Legends Reference Pages Wondering if that story you have received via email or have been told is true? Search the Urban Legends Reference Pages!
Utilikilts Kilts for that active on the go guy. Come in the following styles: Workman, Painters, Original, Denim, and Tuxedo.
Virtual Nose hair pluck Okay, this one is kind of disgusting... Pluck the virtual nose with the virtual tweezers. Pull the hair all the way out to see what it does!
Virtual Stapler Everything you have ever wanted to know about staplers, but were afraid to ask... Very afraid...
Wacky Patent of the Month The Wacky Patent of the Month is devoted to recognizing selected inventors and their remarkable and unconventional patented inventions.
When Ginger Snaps A collection of stories from victims of killer gingerbread men...
Wicked One Are you a goth? Well the focus of this page certainly is. Actually, some pretty cool graphics and pictures exist here. Worth a look...
WinToiletPaper.com You may smirk, laugh, or throw your hands up and ask if this is "for real." It is, so don't knock it. Hundreds and hundreds of rolls have been dispensed to lucky winners all across the United States and Canada. Guess what? It's your lucky day; for a limited time only (or whenever you feel like it), you can enter this weekly sweepstake for a chance to win twenty-four rolls. All you have to do is enter once and you'll remain entered for as long as you wish.
Wonderfully Wacky At WonderfullyWacky.com, you'll find Planet Earth's most unique and unusual gifts!! In flight since early 1998, they have scoured the lands for great gift ideas that dare to be different. Lead by Bob Brooks a.k.a. Baron Bob "Gift Crusader," we hope you enjoy your flight into possibly the world's wackiest gift gallery!
X-Prize The X PRIZE is a $10,000,000 prize to jumpstart the space tourism industry through competition between the most talented entrepreneurs and rocket experts in the world. The $10 Million cash prize will be awarded to the first team that: (1) Privately finances, builds & launches a spaceship, able to carry 3 people to 100 kilometers (62.5 miles) (2) Returns safely to Earth and (3) Repeats the launch with the same ship within 2 weeks The X PRIZE competition follows in the footsteps of over 100 aviation prizes offered between 1905 and 1935 which created today's multibillion dollar air transport industry.
Yossie's Handcuff Collection Here is someone who really enjoys handcuffs. All 330+ of them in his collection....


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